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Innerspace
03:39
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Innerspace
I'm the modern Dennis Quaid
Today I'll explore innerspace
It's the first time I'll get laid
My brief is already a furnace
Huge party at the dorm tonight
Won’t end in a fight
Guys and gals get ready
Even if this could be funny
First aim when there: get laid
When I'll caught the girl, just find a bed
Throw away those years of jerkin'off
And pray for the condom not to rip-off
Got the girl, tell her you love Akon
Don't talk 'bout music, ain’t got to be a moron
Rule #1: don't puke on her shoes
Get her a spliff and some booze
The only thing to trust is instinct
Glad I wear shoes who don't stink
Rule #2: don't trust any rule
Anyway I gotta stay that cool
I'm the modern Dennis Quaid
Today I'll explore innerspace
It's the first time I'll get laid
My brief is already a furnace
Damn, after drinks the girl's pretty
Little Mexican maid, she's got sweet tits
More than a handfull, them I'm gonna eat
them I'm gonna eat (x2)
Now I'm lying on the bed
The closer she gets, I'm becoming red
In her parents room
My pants look like a denim mushroom
Grab the booty and give her the ride
Not that I'm goofy but she fell aside
My hand slipped in her boxer
What the shit, there's a cock in there
I've been owned by this fucker
Remember rule #2, no fucking rule
Me out not in April but I'm the fool !
Jump outta bed like it's burning
What this douchebag have done is freaking
I'm the modern time Dennis Quaid
Today I'll explore some innerspace
It's the first time I'll get laid
My brief is already a furnace
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Flintstone
03:27
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Flintstone
Turn on the radio
Nearly fell on the floor
It played a band from Ohio
And it was the right tones
Got back home so drunk
Ridin' my bike I tell
Spent the night in a club named Hell
Full o' girls with junk in the trunk
When on the road
I saw a lightning bolt
Shooting-up from a pole
Like a monster in the parasol
A music from primal ages
Screaming in my ears
Then my mind changed
I'm ready to face my fears
Turn on the radio
Nearly fell on the floor
It played a band from Ohio
And it was the right tones
Those queens from back in the days
Playing that song rough
Sending me deep in my thoughts
All that smoke looks like haze
I closed my eyes
Listening that riff played at eleven
That voice like Flintstone's
Told me I gotta rise
A music from primal ages
Screaming in my ears
Then my mind changed
I'm ready to face my fears
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Daredevil
04:21
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2 Cool 4 School
03:39
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2 Cool 4 School
I love to loose control of myself
Showing my friends I'm the man
Keeping my books on their shelf
They're as useful as a can
When we smoke pot we're so cool
In the yard of the college we rule
We're too cool for school
The best buddies you can dream of
Seducing girls when at the pool
I and us forever rockin'
Lighting up the dorm parties
Don't let your girlfriend foolin'
'Cause you may find her in panties
We have the right to party
Even if you want us to stop
Be sure we'll fight for it
We'll take it to the top
We're too cool for school
The best buddies you can dream of
Seducing girls when at the pool
You know you don't make the rules
What if I say I'll never surrender ?
Let me show you who's the fool
Now we're full grown men
Look at you, you've been knock down and
Begging for a drink, you look like a goose !
Still rocking and drinking booze
We're too cool for school
The best buddies you can dream of
Seducing girls when at the pool
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Jelly BEAM Clisson, France
Jelly Beam est un groupe de rock originaire de la banlieue de L.A. qui a vu le jour dans les
90's.
Malgré leurs diverses apparitions au sein d'Ultra Vomit, Madcazz, MaMaGreYo, Furious Avengers et Dancefloor Disaster, les Beams décident de réécrire l'histoire du Rock'n Roll et cela sans tenir compte de la désapprobation de Dave (Grohl), Eddie (Van Halen), Chris (Cornell) et Slash (Slash).
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