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Innerspace

from Atomic Leg Drop by Jelly BEAM

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Quand une soirée se termine moins bien qu'elle n'a commencé. Heureusement, Dennis Quaid veille au grain !

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Innerspace

I'm the modern Dennis Quaid
Today I'll explore innerspace
It's the first time I'll get laid
My brief is already a furnace

Huge party at the dorm tonight
Won’t end in a fight
Guys and gals get ready
Even if this could be funny

First aim when there: get laid
When I'll caught the girl, just find a bed
Throw away those years of jerkin'off
And pray for the condom not to rip-off

Got the girl, tell her you love Akon
Don't talk 'bout music, ain’t got to be a moron
Rule #1: don't puke on her shoes
Get her a spliff and some booze

The only thing to trust is instinct
Glad I wear shoes who don't stink
Rule #2: don't trust any rule
Anyway I gotta stay that cool

I'm the modern Dennis Quaid
Today I'll explore innerspace
It's the first time I'll get laid
My brief is already a furnace

Damn, after drinks the girl's pretty
Little Mexican maid, she's got sweet tits
More than a handfull, them I'm gonna eat
them I'm gonna eat (x2)

Now I'm lying on the bed
The closer she gets, I'm becoming red
In her parents room
My pants look like a denim mushroom

Grab the booty and give her the ride
Not that I'm goofy but she fell aside
My hand slipped in her boxer
What the shit, there's a cock in there
I've been owned by this fucker

Remember rule #2, no fucking rule
Me out not in April but I'm the fool !
Jump outta bed like it's burning
What this douchebag have done is freaking

I'm the modern time Dennis Quaid
Today I'll explore some innerspace
It's the first time I'll get laid
My brief is already a furnace

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from Atomic Leg Drop, track released April 15, 2013
Enregistré à la maison.
Mixé et masterisé par Jérémie Fruchet @ AudioRiser Pro.

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Jelly BEAM Clisson, France

Jelly Beam est un groupe de rock originaire de la banlieue de L.A. qui a vu le jour dans les 90's.

Malgré leurs diverses apparitions au sein d'Ultra Vomit, Madcazz, MaMaGreYo, Furious Avengers et Dancefloor Disaster, les Beams décident de réécrire l'histoire du Rock'n Roll et cela sans tenir compte de la désapprobation de Dave (Grohl), Eddie (Van Halen), Chris (Cornell) et Slash (Slash). ... more

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