Maliboobs

by Jelly BEAM

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released December 6, 2014

Guitares, basse et chant enregistrés à la maison
Batterie enregistrée au Ferrailleur par James et Micka

Mixé et masterisé par James

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Jelly BEAM Clisson, France

Jelly Beam est un groupe de rock originaire de la banlieue de L.A. qui a vu le jour dans les 90's.

Malgré leurs diverses apparitions au sein d'Ultra Vomit, Madcazz, MaMaGreYo, Furious Avengers et Dancefloor Disaster, les Beams décident de réécrire l'histoire du Rock'n Roll et cela sans tenir compte de la désapprobation de Dave (Grohl), Eddie (Van Halen), Chris (Cornell) et Slash (Slash).
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Track Name: Atomic Leg Drop
Leg ! Drop ! Atomic Leg Drop !

You'd better pay attention to my Atomic leg drop

Leg ! Drop ! Atomic Leg Drop !

It will whip you head faster than a crop

Some of you call me Terry,
the name that made my mom merry.
But I'd rather be named the Hulk
And that's because I made my muscles bulk.
I may spend my day wrapped-up in briefs
When on the ring I don't spread relief.
Some of you could fear Bam Bam Bigelow
I shake him everyday up and low.

You'd better pay attention
to my Atomic leg drop
whip you head faster
than a crop

I'm the Hulkster not a hustler
You'd better pay attention if you're a rustler,
You can't run longer from Mr America
When I'll catch you you'll know the meaning of Hulkamania
I will crush your every single limb
Escape is no option for you, even if you climb
Once upon a time I fought the Undertaker
Hammering his head down to six feet under

You'd better pay attention
to my Atomic leg drop
whip you head faster
than a crop

I'm the Super Destroyer and if you doubted
My blonde mullet is always perfectly brushed
I'm the ultimate macho man
Whatever you think 'bout me, I dont' give a damn
My legs are sharpened as a switchblade
My suit is made of yellow ad red
My thunder boat from paradise gives you headache
I'm the premier champ, squeezing opponents like they're ants.

Put your legs up in the air (x12)

Atomic leg drop (x147000000000)
Track Name: I Got An Axe
I got a dope axe now I can play faster than you
Girls are getting hot to the max the better way to screw
I took it red like the devil 'cause I don't give a fuck about your god

The only one to trust is rock n roll
No need to say a word, mine is as dark as coal
I stopped playing the Megadrive, believe me
Blow up my sex drive

See now I'm plugged on very High Voltage
Reincarnation of Jimmy fucking Page
I'll make your ass cry when I'm on stage
'cause I need to express all my rage

Now I'm just too hot for teachers
I'm the boss like Jack Slater
Nevermind if I end-up deaf
It's still way better than the death

Her pickups will slice your head
This may be even worse if I shred
They're sharpen like Steven Seagal's knife
And when your head's blown, I'll take your wife

No one's talking 'bout the spray
Mine is made of mahogany
Now what you ear is loud and until
The end of the chorus it's like an x-ray

My axe is the extension of my arm
She knows perfectly who I am
Louder is never loud enough

See now I'm plugged on very High Voltage
Reincarnation of Jimmy fucking Page
I'll make your ass cry when I'm on stage
'cause I need to express all my rage

She will blow your head off
Make you feel drunker than the Hoff
You'd better be warned when I start a solo
Her neck's burning and her pickups blow

Screaming like she's from hell
Being mightier than it's bells
I'm a juggernaut launched on my way, never missing a note !

My axe is the extension of my arm
She knows perfectly who I am
Louder is never loud enough
Track Name: Amazing Hell
B-E-A-M-S !
Let me invite you to the place I'm living in
B-E-A-M-S !
Hope you'll feel home, this mess I'm still loving
B-E-A-M-S !
I'll show you hell is no other people
B-E-A-M-S !
From times to times i feel like having a k-hole

Spend my time wondering what's the best choice
From can't to can there's only a short step
Sometimes I don't even recognize my voice
Being paranoid helps assuming me with no shake
Don't forget to smile, you're being taped

I'm my own brain's couch surfer
Sometimes I leave it not to suffer
But most of the time I'm staying there
Enjoying that twisted mind

I'm gonna take your life out while whistling
'Cause my mom told me it's better to stay relax
Love what I do, I take it for a living
Why being that fearful looking at my axe ?

B-E-A-M-S !
If you don't bother, I may set you free
B-E-A-M-S !
I am other, sometimes I wish you may be me
B-E-A-M-S !
Make it nice, make it gruesome
This amazing hell's my mind, I'll show you some

I'm my own brain's couch surfer
Sometimes I leave it not to suffer
But most of the time I'm staying there
Enjoying that twisted mind
Track Name: Prom Queen
I'm invited everywhere
Each party, from Mars to nowhere
My ubiquity turns people on
Get laid with me at the prom

You should start unwrapping me
Me and my girls always go by six
Kiss me 'til I'm empty
'til you're no more thirsty
Straight headrush, you'd better get ready
If you spend the night with me
I'm your Prom Queen


Your lips on my neck
Make me fucking wet
Bottoms up, don't wreck
Take a break and get bent
Your lips are on my neck
Make me fucking wet

I will make you sick
You'll regret being a dick
Nevermind you've been a prick
I'm the prom queen and you're just weak

Your hangover the next morning
Will remind you of me sparkling
You loved me ice-cold
And it's not gonna get better growing old.

Stay with me, you're my king,
Walk by my side cause I'm your Prom Queen
Gonna make you grow wings

You were right boy
Anyway, now I'll make you my toy !
I'm part of those filthy few
Kick your ass is what I enjoy

Now you watch your belly grown
Looks like you're going down
Your tight abs are going away
You got fat, the American way

Your lips on my neck
Make me fucking wet
Bottoms up, don't wreck
Take a break and get bent
Your lips are on my neck
Make me fucking wet


You invited me at this rubbish ball
You hassled me as if I was your ultimate goal
You tried to make me fall
It ain't easy to break my neck
You could have been a gentleman
You fucked up everything, you piece of shit.
Now I'm gonna show you who I really am

Stay with me, you're my king,
Walk by my side cause I'm your Prom Queen
Gonna make you grow wings
Track Name: Timber
It's been a long time since I live in the hood
Resting around the bush
I'm a good guy, always being in a good mood
Obviously I am the guy everyone should

I'm the king of the place
Wearing my green suit
And when the element brave

My life's quiet, I avoid modern habits
Always try to stay close to the nature
I won't tell you I met David Crockett's
Hanging out with the most famous trapper

Then came the yellow caterpillars
At first we thought 'bout new friends
I heard them call me the main pillar
I understood we were in a loose-end

Those fuckers started by burning the grass
Thinking they were real bad-ass
I may be a bit slow but I'm no dumb
I suddenly felt way less numb


I'm the king of the place
Wearing my green suit
And when the element brave