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Maliboobs

by Jelly BEAM

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1.
Leg ! Drop ! Atomic Leg Drop ! You'd better pay attention to my Atomic leg drop Leg ! Drop ! Atomic Leg Drop ! It will whip you head faster than a crop Some of you call me Terry, the name that made my mom merry. But I'd rather be named the Hulk And that's because I made my muscles bulk. I may spend my day wrapped-up in briefs When on the ring I don't spread relief. Some of you could fear Bam Bam Bigelow I shake him everyday up and low. You'd better pay attention to my Atomic leg drop whip you head faster than a crop I'm the Hulkster not a hustler You'd better pay attention if you're a rustler, You can't run longer from Mr America When I'll catch you you'll know the meaning of Hulkamania I will crush your every single limb Escape is no option for you, even if you climb Once upon a time I fought the Undertaker Hammering his head down to six feet under You'd better pay attention to my Atomic leg drop whip you head faster than a crop I'm the Super Destroyer and if you doubted My blonde mullet is always perfectly brushed I'm the ultimate macho man Whatever you think 'bout me, I dont' give a damn My legs are sharpened as a switchblade My suit is made of yellow ad red My thunder boat from paradise gives you headache I'm the premier champ, squeezing opponents like they're ants. Put your legs up in the air (x12) Atomic leg drop (x147000000000)
2.
I Got An Axe 04:12
I got a dope axe now I can play faster than you Girls are getting hot to the max the better way to screw I took it red like the devil 'cause I don't give a fuck about your god The only one to trust is rock n roll No need to say a word, mine is as dark as coal I stopped playing the Megadrive, believe me Blow up my sex drive See now I'm plugged on very High Voltage Reincarnation of Jimmy fucking Page I'll make your ass cry when I'm on stage 'cause I need to express all my rage Now I'm just too hot for teachers I'm the boss like Jack Slater Nevermind if I end-up deaf It's still way better than the death Her pickups will slice your head This may be even worse if I shred They're sharpen like Steven Seagal's knife And when your head's blown, I'll take your wife No one's talking 'bout the spray Mine is made of mahogany Now what you ear is loud and until The end of the chorus it's like an x-ray My axe is the extension of my arm She knows perfectly who I am Louder is never loud enough See now I'm plugged on very High Voltage Reincarnation of Jimmy fucking Page I'll make your ass cry when I'm on stage 'cause I need to express all my rage She will blow your head off Make you feel drunker than the Hoff You'd better be warned when I start a solo Her neck's burning and her pickups blow Screaming like she's from hell Being mightier than it's bells I'm a juggernaut launched on my way, never missing a note ! My axe is the extension of my arm She knows perfectly who I am Louder is never loud enough
3.
Amazing Hell 04:29
B-E-A-M-S ! Let me invite you to the place I'm living in B-E-A-M-S ! Hope you'll feel home, this mess I'm still loving B-E-A-M-S ! I'll show you hell is no other people B-E-A-M-S ! From times to times i feel like having a k-hole Spend my time wondering what's the best choice From can't to can there's only a short step Sometimes I don't even recognize my voice Being paranoid helps assuming me with no shake Don't forget to smile, you're being taped I'm my own brain's couch surfer Sometimes I leave it not to suffer But most of the time I'm staying there Enjoying that twisted mind I'm gonna take your life out while whistling 'Cause my mom told me it's better to stay relax Love what I do, I take it for a living Why being that fearful looking at my axe ? B-E-A-M-S ! If you don't bother, I may set you free B-E-A-M-S ! I am other, sometimes I wish you may be me B-E-A-M-S ! Make it nice, make it gruesome This amazing hell's my mind, I'll show you some I'm my own brain's couch surfer Sometimes I leave it not to suffer But most of the time I'm staying there Enjoying that twisted mind
4.
Prom Queen 04:37
I'm invited everywhere Each party, from Mars to nowhere My ubiquity turns people on Get laid with me at the prom You should start unwrapping me Me and my girls always go by six Kiss me 'til I'm empty 'til you're no more thirsty Straight headrush, you'd better get ready If you spend the night with me I'm your Prom Queen Your lips on my neck Make me fucking wet Bottoms up, don't wreck Take a break and get bent Your lips are on my neck Make me fucking wet I will make you sick You'll regret being a dick Nevermind you've been a prick I'm the prom queen and you're just weak Your hangover the next morning Will remind you of me sparkling You loved me ice-cold And it's not gonna get better growing old. Stay with me, you're my king, Walk by my side cause I'm your Prom Queen Gonna make you grow wings You were right boy Anyway, now I'll make you my toy ! I'm part of those filthy few Kick your ass is what I enjoy Now you watch your belly grown Looks like you're going down Your tight abs are going away You got fat, the American way Your lips on my neck Make me fucking wet Bottoms up, don't wreck Take a break and get bent Your lips are on my neck Make me fucking wet You invited me at this rubbish ball You hassled me as if I was your ultimate goal You tried to make me fall It ain't easy to break my neck You could have been a gentleman You fucked up everything, you piece of shit. Now I'm gonna show you who I really am Stay with me, you're my king, Walk by my side cause I'm your Prom Queen Gonna make you grow wings
5.
Timber 04:02
It's been a long time since I live in the hood Resting around the bush I'm a good guy, always being in a good mood Obviously I am the guy everyone should I'm the king of the place Wearing my green suit And when the element brave My life's quiet, I avoid modern habits Always try to stay close to the nature I won't tell you I met David Crockett's Hanging out with the most famous trapper Then came the yellow caterpillars At first we thought 'bout new friends I heard them call me the main pillar I understood we were in a loose-end Those fuckers started by burning the grass Thinking they were real bad-ass I may be a bit slow but I'm no dumb I suddenly felt way less numb I'm the king of the place Wearing my green suit And when the element brave

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released December 6, 2014

Guitares, basse et chant enregistrés à la maison
Batterie enregistrée au Ferrailleur par James et Micka

Mixé et masterisé par James

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Jelly BEAM Clisson, France

Jelly Beam est un groupe de rock originaire de la banlieue de L.A. qui a vu le jour dans les 90's.

Malgré leurs diverses apparitions au sein d'Ultra Vomit, Madcazz, MaMaGreYo, Furious Avengers et Dancefloor Disaster, les Beams décident de réécrire l'histoire du Rock'n Roll et cela sans tenir compte de la désapprobation de Dave (Grohl), Eddie (Van Halen), Chris (Cornell) et Slash (Slash).
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